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Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Twelve Days of (D&D) Christmas

Merry Christmas, one and all, however many readers of this blog you be! I give to you a taste of the workings of my insane mind...if any of you are mindflayers, you know not to come anywhere near me, now....

The Twelve Days of (D&D) Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
a shiny d20.

On the second day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the third day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
five great big FLUMPHS...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
six bags of holding...
five great big FLUMPHS...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
seven prestige classes,
six bags of holding...
five great big FLUMPHS...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
eight Tucker's Kobolds,
seven prestige classes,
six bags of holding...
five great big FLUMPHS...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
nine more encounters,
eight Tucker's Kobolds,
seven prestige classes,
six bags of holding...
five great big FLUMPHS...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
ten power sources,
nine more encounters,
eight Tucker's Kobolds,
seven prestige classes,
six bags of holding...
five great big FLUMPHS...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
eleven epic levels,
ten power sources,
nine more encounters,
eight Tucker's Kobolds,
seven prestige classes,
six bags of holding...
five great big FLUMPHS...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and a shiny d20.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my DM gave to me...
twelve TPKs,
eleven epic levels,
ten power sources,
nine more encounters,
eight Tucker's Kobolds,
seven prestige classes,
six bags of holding...
five great big FLUMPHS...
four +1 swords,
three take 10s,
two level-ups,
and the rocks fall and everyone dies.

2 comments:

  1. *snerk*
    Doesn't scan as well as some, but entertaining nonetheless.

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